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Do you have serious legal problems in your life? Yo bro, it sounds like we are in the same boat! By the way, is your lawyer a cat? Mister Pickles is a cat and an attorney. "MEOW, I rest my case...time for a nap."

The Stages of Being Griefed

9.5 Yrs of  Being Griefed

Our primary client has almost a decade of experience getting expertly griefed by his ex-wife.
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Civil Blows to the Nether Region

Domestic restraining order, eviction order, support order, back support order, paying ex-'s lawyer fees, our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!

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Criminal Blows to the Nether Region

False accusations of Domestic Violence, arrest, firearm confiscation, criminal restraining order, potential jail, almost certain multiple years of probation to perhaps worse, Our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!

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Child Custody Blows to the Nether Region

False accusations of threats to his son's life, custody orders of 100% support for ex and child but only 2% professionally supervised ($50 @ hour x 4 hours a week = $800 @ month) Our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!

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