Post-Mortem Legal Services (PMLS)
760-678-7730
info@janssentechnology.com
1895 Avenida del Oro #6002
Oceanside, California 92056
9:00AM to 5:00 PM
Moday To Friday
I am a cat who is also an attorney. MEOW! I rest my case....
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Domestic restraining order, eviction order, support order, back support order, paying ex-'s lawyer fees, our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!
False accusations of Domestic Violence, arrest, firearm confiscation, criminal restraining order, potential jail, almost certain multiple years of probation to perhaps worse, Our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!
False accusations of threats to his son's life, custody orders of 100% support for ex and child but only 2% professionally supervised ($50 @ hour x 4 hours a week = $800 @ month) Our client obviously should have chosen a different law firm. BTW is your attorney a cat? No? We can Help!
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