Post-Mortem Legal Services (PMLS)
760-678-7730
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1895 Avenida del Oro #6002
Oceanside, California 92056
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This production is designed to help protect the innocent, all humorous parody data is a combination of true and fictional situations. Any similarity to persons currently living, MIA due to possible unique circumstances (trip to Degobah, Boba Fet facilitated Imperial rendition, abduction by aliens only because the cows were playing ‘hard to get’, or worse. i.e. being declared ‘Severely Dead’ by a Kaiser HMO yet sill expected to pay monthly premiums) is, according to PMS management, completely coincidental. All rights are reserved by the original creators. However all unique content ownership rights are completely reserved by the <10% change in media creator, some dude in cyberspace.
ThisĀ ** conn-, I say, conn-, conn-, conn- ten, tua, een’, een’ tea, Nen, Nen Tent, I say ‘Hey, Hey’… may be distressing to certain viewers, viewer desecration is advised by PMS Legal.. BTW: “Yo bro, is your lawyer a cat?”